The Appropriate Legal Remedy

Saturday, 25 June 2011

The bad news is, I’ve been uncomfortably – and not a little painfully – ill for the last two days. The good news is, I now have an antibiotic that should kill the parasite. Personally, I feel like the penalty of death may be a bit harsh for the crime – and ideologically I oppose the death penalty in any case. On the other hand, the actions of the parasite are detrimental to my health and wellbeing, and display willful intention and not a little cruelty. I haven’t eaten in two days and I’m starting to have some rather vivid food fantasies. Nevertheless, I think a Parasitical Prison may be the most appropriate legal remedy, but every time I bring this up with the doctors here they give me a funny look. Maybe its a language thing.

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